katamari!!

adam bought the katamari game where you are rolling a huge balll gathering stuff to make it bigger. more later i'm falling asleep.

extremely sad and incedibly finished!

i finished extremely loud! i would call you mom, dad and zoe but it's midnight where you are!!

abaps2agh

(adam bought a playstation II and guitar hero) it's true!! he went to best buy with a couple of friends from pixar and bought a tiny playstation 2 and guitar hero! as seen from adams blog, mana is already rock'n out to i love rock and roll! and i tried i love rock and roll medium and got a surprisingly high score!! and they're coming out with a guitar hero II!! zoe, you would LOVE this game!! you have a controller that's shaped as a guitar and color coded notes come on to the "fret bar" and on your "guitar" you play them with the buttons, then as you have a button down you use the strum bar to play it! you choose from a ton of songs (you gain more the more you play) but the best songs are unlocked already. I love this game! dad you would love a game that i think is called drummer tycho or something like that. i hope everybody's having a good time back in portland and new york!! see you soon everyone!

Guitar Hero!!

today i went to pixar!! i had a tour of the building and saw some new cars artwork, played the cars video game, and... played guitar hero!! in it,you have a controller (a fake guitar) and then you select a song. then you watch as color coded circles come onto the screeen and you play that "note". my favourites were smoke on the water, more than a feeling, i love rock and roll and i wanna be sedated. yay!! it was awsome!!!! please comment!!

Wowie! my father just left!

YEAH! go chris hardwick! oh, you don't know chris hardwick? he's a cuber who features (i hope) in this movie, cubefreak! it's a documentry about the u.s. rubik's cube championship! chris hardwick also signed my trading card and robot boy got a rubik's cube! it was 15 dollars at a surprisingly large (to me) price. also, a very strange thing happened to me today! this person came up to me and said "okay, i'm not bragging or lying bt, my great grandfather was a famous sculptor..." and he walked away. i'm not sure but i think his name was luca.i wanna see CUBEFREAK!!! also, am reading duh, duh-duh-dum! EXTREMELY LOUD AND INCREDIBLY CLOSE BY JOHNATHAN SAFRAN FOER!!! also, zoe with two dots above the E is on the road two become americas next great fashion designer- zoe, your out, nevermind she was OUT! and project runway season 3 is on TV!! and my father left a few days ago!!! it was sad but it's kinda fun (not as fun with him) without him... hello mom! i miss you, daddy and zoe with two dots above the E. i got to watch th championship!!! (the rubik's cube one) at the exploratorium!!

a/i = Isaac!!

yea! a post!

peoples. i feel so terribly terrible about not writing. i am very bored. liz is chatting on her cell phone and zoe is playing the piano. mark is getting food and i am posting for the somethingth time. I finished a storyboard for my movie and now i need props, casting and a camera. i am going to california to see 2 awsome kids who happen to be my cousins!! zoe is now playing scales. i also purchased one man band from iTunes and i am deeply enjoying my iPod mini courtesy of grandma nancy. thank you! i am also saving up for a laptop (macbook) which my extremely generous and kind grandfather Pop, is paying half of!! thank you pop. also thank you so much for the skateboard David and Ellen! by Birthday was a roaring success! thank you for everyone who was involved. also, i think it odd that i didn't write about may 27th before today. thank you for the helmet Mana and Pop! and thank you for the rollerblades, mom and dad! i have not so recently returned from an amazingly fun trip which involved baltimore, NC GO CAINES!! (After the caines won the stanley cup- is that what it was?- david would yell GO CAINES!! but i thought he was screaming... COCAINE!! he did this 5 or 6 times before i realized the truth) back to the post, then we went back to baltimore, then to holly's then home. i feel happy that i'm finnaly writing such a long post.


THE END

Farm/Stories

We just got back from a farm. it was for a photo shoot with brook belorme and my dad. i was wearing a milo in maine shirt. twas fun! here's an updaye on my movie! the script is finished! hey i have an idear! i'll post you my script and my story inspired by david sedaris. here's my script-
Scene 1 complete.
(5 little people are sitting in a circle praying with their hands clasped. The camera moves through the forest and stops at Livi hunting she draws an arrow and fires she turns and yells a command. The camera moves on. It lands on an Elvin warrior drawing his sword he clashes with a Nharglep and the camera moves to 4 Elves on horses. They rear up and fire arrows (1 each) in unison the camera turns to follow the arrows and they narrowly miss 5 Nhargleps dark spooky music playing Nhargleps charge and right before they clash the camera moves to the next scene. Dark scary music stops and it changes to happy cheery carnival-like music. Humans in their camp are cooking and children playing. Music stays and camera fades onto carnival with same music)

Scene 2 complete.
(6 little people run playing and 2 girls whispering come into view 2 boys splash them and run backwards, still not looking frontward slap hands and as they turn their head they slam into their parents. The camera looks at an upward angle at a snarling father and downward at the 2 whimpering kids. Camera moves to a makeshift carnival tent where Russom and Kendra are talking. Russom is in a chair with a glass with wine in it. Kendra on the other hand, is standing upright with muscles tensed.)
Russom: Yes, yes, what was it you wanted to speak to me about?
Kendra: There was an invasion at the camp las-
Russom: just a moment, Servants, guards, leave.
Kendra: There was an attack. Our little camp with the humans was invaded.
Russom (Sipping wine acting natural): So, who was it, the elves, the l-
Kendra: No it was the humans with the aid of people who called themselves “Nhargleps”.
Russom: I thought the humans were on our side! Kendra?
Kendra: Oh! Sorry, Russom. No not all the humans are on our side. Only some.
Russom: And, what does “Nhargleps” mean?
Kendra: Stone gods, in Elfish, Dragon Raiders, in the ancient little person language, Gharhelpsil. Oh, Wait! In modern Elfish and Orkson, our native language, it means Water devils. I suspect it means something different in the Nharglep language, Nhargelpsi, but I haven’t been able to get a hold of any language books with them in it. They seem to be a generally new race.
Russom: Are they a branch or a mix or just a hidden race somewhere in the deep south forest… or are they a desert race?
Kendra: no I think they may me a mix with Elfish and the desert race, Harkhshi.
Russom: So, how strong are they?
Kendra: they seem to be relatively strong… me may be able to fight them though… oh the sight of them… (Kendra shudders)
Russom: What, the sight? What do they look like?
(Flash backs. Nhargleps walking with bloody feet. The camera moves up and you can see a dirty scratched face laughing and the camera follows his gaze. You see a tree with three Nhargleps sitting near it, standing leaning on the tree with a blade in his left hand. The two who are sitting down sit with their head low and one has a spear while the other has a bow and arrow. Then the camera moves back to where the first Nharglep was but sees him walking away toward a larger camp then you see a vicious battle with everyone flailing helplessly you see a Nharglep with a giant hammer raised smash it down on a screaming little person. Camera moves back to tent).
Kendra: They walk with blood trailing from their ripped feet. They have dirty cut faces and are all left handed their blades are rusty and battle scarred. They use many weapons. They brutally murdered many elves; humans and sorceresses only 3 out of the 15 little people there were killed. Then they planned they were coming to this carnival!
(loud noise of bang. Curtain is pulled open and you see Nhargleps fighting with all the people in the fair. Little people and families run away Kendra Exits tent and gathers her fellow sorceresses)
Kendra: kill them quickly
(Sorceresses Send rays of light and sends most of the Nhargleps flying back dead and the rest howling as they run away)

Scene 3 complete
(In a council room with humans)
Saxen: There was an attack yesterday! Am I right?!
All humans: Yes Saxen!
Saxen: And I also heard it was us, the humans! Attacking!!!
All humans: Yes sir!
Saxen: that means any one of us could be in the middle of that attack on the carnival! We! The humans! The free! We have been betrayed!!! Now get to work!
(Fades into factory with humans working on weaponry and armoury. Alijah enters factory)
Alijah (To human 1): Bring me to master Saxen!
Human 1: yes Alijah!
(human 1 brings Alijah to Saxen’s tent)
Alijah: Make it quick. What do you want from me?
Saxen: We need help, Alijah don’t get angry it’s nothing but…
Alijah: But what?!
Saxen: We need your weaponry!
Alijah: You have a whole factory out there!
Saxen: You Elves make-
Alijah: Don’t even try flattering me to give you weapons!
(Saxen spits by Alijah and draws rusty bladed sword)
Alijah: if it’s a fight you want it’s a fight you will get!
(Alijah draws sword and fights after a minute or so he stabs Saxen. He exits the tent and charges off)

Scene 4 Complete
(in a small house sitting at a table are three little people)
Stian: Okay, Bryndis you use magic!
(Bryndis nods)
Stian: and-and Caine, You use weapons…. And I do both!
Caine: Yeah! And then Stian you and Bryndis jump over the great wall…
Bryndis: Yea! So here’s the plan. We Are hiding beneath the wall and when the Nharglebs-
Caine: No! it’s ghargleps…
Stian: NO! it’s Nhargleps silly!
Bryndis: well when the Nhargleps come they get surprised by us! And we attack them!
Caine: And then we all go to the left
(Points to the right)
Bryndis: No, no, no! you were pointing to the right! You point this way!
Caine: Well, Sorry! Anyway that plan’s… Great!
(All three grin)
Stian: Perfect!
(scene changes to a small wall with tops of heads poking out)
Stian, Bryndis, and Caine: Three, two… small number! CHARGE!!!!
(they trip over the wall and send all Nhargleps into a hysterical laughing fit but the little people run away)
Bryndis (While running): That didn’t work to well!!!

Scene 5 complete
(In a camp with elves, sorceresses and humans. Ion a Nharglep gone good staggers in and collapses into a chair)
Theron: You disgraceful little n-
Kendra: Stop that Theron! Why do you come here Nharglep?
Ion: My name is Ion and I was the elected leader for the Nhargleps I left… you can see by my four rank rings on the bridge of my nose!
Theron: how- why do you- why do Nhargleps get those rings?
Ion: Well, legend has it that-
Kendra: legend? Wait, how old are the Nhargleps?
Ion: Thousands of generations! But, the thing is, they just recently came out of hiding!
Kendra: yes… go on with your story.
Ion: So, legend says that the only being close enough to see the rings would get killed anyway so it doesn’t matter.
Theron: How do they get them on?
Ion: Well, you get your first when you become a warrior. They all surround you…
(Flashbacks. Nhargleps surrounding and chanting for a small Nharglep. They come closer and a piercing scream breaks the silence. The camera moves in and you see blood where the ring went in.)
Ion: So then they do it second when you kill 50 creatures, 3 when you kill 50 elves. And 4 when you become a leader. That’s why I have 4 rings on the bridge of my nose!
Kendra: And why did you leave being master?
Ion: it was a fight… Fearghus, The leader before me surrendered. And the Nhargleps accepted me. When I brought them to their old ways of peace and prosperity, the drove me out. Threatened to kill me I found this cabin and came in.
Theron: and are they chasing after you?
Ion: No, no.
Kendra: Alright.
Theron: Ion, You have been accepted by us. You may live with the Elves. You will help us fight against the Nhargleps.

Scene 6 complete
(In a grassy plain by the water)
Kendra: Now, some of our Scholars are very experienced but need to pass 1 final test.
Damia: Do I take the test?
Kendra: No Damia. I’m sorry not for another year…
(Damia bows head)
Kendra: Now Esther, Devi, come this way.
(Devi and Esther follow Kendra into a small stone circle)
Kendra: This is the circle of deep magic. My mother and her mother and on and on before that. They have passed the final test. Now you will. Come here and sit in the center now try saying ommmm…
Students: ommm-
(Students disappear and reappear 2 seconds later)
Kendra: did you feel a strange sensation?
Students: Yes Kendra.
Kendra: Now, say Orthingdashing.
Students: Orthingdashing!
(They flash and step out of the stone circle)
Kendra: you have passed our test you must now receive your names. After that you may leave to find your home. Devi, your name is now Isha, and Esther, your name is now Elle.
Elle and Isha: Yes Kendra.

Scene 7 complete
(In Elf camp)
Alijah: We have been betrayed by our only allies! The humans! They attacked us! Do you understand? We need help! But who? The little people?
(Elves laugh)
Alijah: The sorceresses? We need them! So what are we waiting for? Now get out there and find some help! FOR THE ELVES!!
Camp: Yes, sir!
(Scene changes to a windy outdoor camp with little people)
Alijah: Bryndis, id your whole clan willing to participate?
Bryndis? Ummmm… Just a sec!
(Bryndis turns around and cups hands over mouth)
Bryndis: Stian, Caine! Come on lazy lumps!
Stian: We’re Sleeping!
(Stian and Come wearing night caps)
Caine: Hey, elfy!
Stian: Caine!
Alijah: would you like to fight in our battle?
Caine: ummm…. Stian?
Stian: Well, let’s see, um… Bryndis?
Bryndis: Yes! Our whole clan!
Alijah: Thank you!
(Scene changes to windy outdoor scene at Livi’s house)
Alijah: Hello Livi.
Livi: what is it?
Caine: Livi!
(Caine, Stian and Bryndis start worshipping Livi. Livi gives them each a package. They open it and there are new swords)
Stian: Wow! Was this made by the Elves?
Livi: yes.
Bryndis: Thank you!
Alijah: Livi will you join us in our battle for our rights?
Livi: Yes. We will fight alongside Kendra, Elves and the little people.
Alijah: Thank you. Come along.
(Scene changes to a windy outdoor battlefield with sorceresses, Nhargleps, Little people, Elves, humans, and more. All creatures charge and slam into each other. There’s a fight scene, random slashing and stabbing etc.)

Scene 8 complete
(After battle)
Caine: I’m c-c-c-cold-d-d-d…
Bryndis: I’m not!
Stian: you’re not?!
Bryndis: Nope! My hat!
(Stian and Caine run back and come back. Stian has a hat on but Caine has his on his head but not on quite yet)
Caine: I can’t get my hat on!
(Bryndis hits him on the head and his hat goes on)
Caine: Thank you…
Alijah: There they are! It’s the Nh-
(Nharglep slams into him and knocks him off his feet)
(Caine is being attacked by Nhargleps)
Caine: Help! Help me!
Bryndis: CAINE! NOOOOOO
Stian: Evil! DIE! You Nhargleps! You-you EVIL PEOPLE!!!!!
(Nhargleps run away and Kendra comes with a dagger with a bit of blood on it and the camera moves down to see a Nharglep sprawled out on the ground with a cut from Kendra’s dagger. Theron runs out)
Theron: Nooo! Kendra! That was Ion!
Kendra: Ion! Oh no! That was poisoned!
Theron: What was poisoned?
Kendra: The dagger! He’s- Ion’s dead! Caine!
(Kendra runs over and pours some liquid in Caines’ mouth)
Kendra: Curse the Nhargleps… curse the WAR!!!
(End credits white word on black with E-Pro in the background)

Here's my story-
June 9th
It was a few days before the opening of Cars, Pixars newest movie. We had planned to see it with the two boys who did not come, maybe for the better, to my 10th birthday party. We were going to see it the next Tuesday because they couldn’t come together any of the days before then. When my plan, that Jill, my only female friend in fourth grade at the time would see it opening night, reached Jill’s ears, she rushed to her mother. “Mommy, Isaac said we could see cars tomorrow. Can we, please!” She spoke like a perfect innocent child but her true identity lay in her legs, which she used to swing at my shins. Each time we collided her eyes would light up in amusement for a mere second and then she would rush to my side, “Oh my god, are you okay?” Many a time I fell for this trick but not anymore. I tried to talk her out of her obsession but after the sledgehammer incident, I knew it wasn’t helping, at best. She would also terrorize our friend Peter, though not as hard because he was known to fight back, much harder than myself. She was Scheming. When Jill learned the shocking news that Adrienne, her sister and my own sister Zoë were coming along as well, she got surprisingly angry. Finally, she gave in “Fine Isaac. Invite a whole Party.” She left with a flourish and seemed to avoid me until math class. They would come over at 5:30, eat dinner and zoom over to the movie theater or, as my sister would say, cinema, or pictures. We were not British, nor was she adopted, but she merely wanted to be the weirdest person on the face of the earth. The plan would work perfectly. The only reason we would dream of seeing a movie on opening night was the fact that my uncle worked at Pixar. Otherwise, we would probably see it two or three weeks after we planned to. They came over for dinner and one of our daily quarrels about what we would want to do. I wanted a horror movie. A werewolf attacks someone and there’s about 5 minutes of terribly made battle scenes following the bite. Zoë would pick a board game, preferably Zobmondo, which is a wild game of asking usually disgusting “would you rather” questions. Jill would want to do a singing competition pretending it was American Idol. Adrienne would most likely be unsure but would choose a side soon enough. After all the argument ceased someone will say “how about we do anything Jill wants to do.” Then she will think up a masterpiece. Filming a singing competition, playing band, Beaterator, Hogwarts and anything like that. We would waste our time and hop in the car. When we reached the movie theater, we entered the room. We sat down, but I got back up. Moving from isle to isle, row, to row. I couldn’t make up my mind. I finally sat down next to Jill and for the long time of watching adds with cheap 80s music playing in the background, we made up a story. Adrienne said one word, I said one word, Zoë said one word. It turned into more like one sentence then, one paragraph. We were about to finish our second when the lights darkened, and I saw the first glimpse of the movie I’ve been waiting for, Ratatooee. It was a Pixar movie, scheduled to come out in one year. A rat who likes gourmet food is stuck with his trash eating father. When Cars started we sat back and watched. It began with a race. The Piston Cup. The end of the race was a three way tie with Lightning McQueen, The main character, And two other cars which didn’t matter in the least. Lightning got lost in a country town, realized the true meaning of friendship, and went to California for the race for The Piston Cup. He lost because another car crashed and he helped the other car. Everyone hates the winner and loves McQueen. He returned to his home and the movie ended. We drove home and Adrienne, Jill and Melissa went to their house. When we arrived back home, we fell asleep. Such an exciting night, never will happen again.

The End

whatsha think?! please comment!

So sorry...

I'm sorry. I haven't posted anything. well! YEA! it's saturday. I'm going to my acting class at nine and after that my sister goes and after that i have my acting show case and after that i might sleep over at my friend Comedypolice's house. but now i must call Comedypolice and eat my breakfast. Bye!